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Apple Fail Technology

Facial Recognition

The software I use for dealing with my photography over at Creative Splurges is a nifty piece of software called Aperture. I chose it over Photoshop because it has an iPhoto-like library element to it meaning I can easily keep my photos in one place where I can find them easily, whilst still offering fantastic RAW processing and image adjustments (and I chose it over Lightroom because 1. Aperture came first, and 2. Aperture integrates with my old iPhoto library). But this isn’t really of interest here, this is talk for ‘Splurges.

One of the amazing features of the latest version of Aperture is facial recognition technology. It will scan your photo library and pick out all of the faces, and tell them apart. All you have to do is put a name to the faces, and then you can easily see every photo with that person in it. It does have a learning curve, so it will ask you “is this Steve?” or “is this Susan?” as it learns to differentiate between people.

Sometimes, however, the technology does get a bit confused. When I first tried it out in iPhoto, it presented us with an image that contained a screwdriver and said, “Who’s this?”. It also does tend to pick out faces such as ones in painting and on statues.

It also, from time to time, can pick out faces in other places:

Of course, that one is almost to be expected.

When you are viewing images which contain a particular person, Aperture will also present you with faces that it thinks are that person. Sometimes it’s flattering, sometimes it compares girls to old men, and sometimes it’s downright confusing – take, for instance, this selection of faces that it thinks are me:

The- er, wait, what?

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Fail iPhone 4 Life

Front facing cameras

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love the iPhone 4. It is a massive step up from the previous generation iPhone and leaps and bounds ahead of any other smartphone on the market.

One of its highlighted features is a front-facing camera, something that had been repeatedly requested by iPhone fans using the earlier generations of the device. And it’s great; the video chatting feature (dubbed FaceTime) works effortlessly well and the video quality, although not substantial, is not bad. The front-facing camera is also pretty good for self portraits, although it is a bit low in resolution (640 x 480 pixels, if it interests you).

The problem comes if you are trying to take an early morning photo of your cat being cute, and forget that you last used the camera app in front-facing mode, because then you are confronted with yourself in all your morning splendour:

 

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Apple Life

Deadlines

Although the title of this post (hopefully) conjures up memories of Douglas Adams’ excellent short dialogue about them, which (in my quick search of Google) doesn’t appear to actually be posted anywhere on the Internet, this post is more about my experience with the pesky little buggers.

My experience is more the following: the likelihood of things going wrong is proportional to the proximity of a deadline.

Take my current situation. I’m working to one of the tightest deadlines I’ve ever had; a video that was shot this morning needs to be edited, graphics added and audio post done, and burnt onto a DVD by the end of the day. Yes, this is for the pregnant woman.

Unusually, I am not currently the weakest link in this equation.

Currently, I’m writing this blog, because Final Cut is rendering the almost conclusion of this day. Motion has been throwing tantrums and quitting all over the place, and Soundtrack Pro has spent most of the afternoon sulking in a corner because I asked it to remove the noise from a dozen audio files.

Once Soundtrack has cheered up enough to actually save the work it’s done, I’ll then have to run a second render (the current is for the video shot on Wednesday, that accompanies today’s piece). Then I’ll have to deal with Compressor which has also been very moody lately and been refusing to work.

Most of this, I am very aware, makes little sense to anyone not familiar with Final Cut Studio. Nevertheless, you get the idea: a deadline is very close, thus the technology is rebelling.

Wish me luck. I’m going back in.