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Dear Paul

I was quite surprised to read yesterday that Sir Paul McCartney is to be married for a third time. I know I’m usually quite a cynical bastard, but I would like to offer my congratulations to Sir Paul and his bride to be.

Paul, well done sir. My sincere best wishes to you and your soon-to-be wife. Just, remember your last one Paul, and sign a prenup, or at the very least don’t marry a woman who is an insane paranoid delusional attention whore.